Friday, 4 September 2015

Story time: First day back

HAAAAYY GUYSSSSSS!

This post probably contains swearing. So read at own risk:) - - - - Oh also today is going to be a pretty long post, so grab a cuppa and come join..


Okay so I am pretty happy right now! wanna know why???
I don't really care because I'm gonna tell you anyway...

If you've read the blog that I posted yesterday evening, you would be fully aware of the fact that I almost had a panic attack just thinking about my first day back. I was so nervous that I asked my mum if I could not go in because I already saw my timetable online (I'll get to that in a bit). But as standard I was told to go in.... ugh!

But actually once I got there and I saw my friends all that anxiety suddenly disappeared for a little while and I was LOVING IT.

All right, so here's a little story of how my morning went once I reached the dreaded land of moss that I have to call 'college':
Once I entered the gates of hell I was told to go to 'Spruce 4'... this is a business building that usually stinks of piss and paint mixed.. yeah its worse than you think. So anyway *moving hair from my face in my casual hair flip* I got there and I totally spaced 'where the hell has spruce 4 gone....wtf?!' < That's exactly what I said to myself lmao.
It wasn't till about 5 minutes later when I saw my don of a teacher.. I went up to him to ask him where I should go because he was my tutor last year and he's always there to help :D ... NOT. anyway in this case I had no choice but to ask him otherwise I probably would have been standing around like a twat looking for a room that I had lessons in last year.
But as I went up to Mr.Don guess what I see... before my eyes there is an ocean of beautiful boys surrounding him holding pieces of paper (they are most likely to be new because I've never seen such beautiful humans before in Moss Land College)
So as I shouted 'SIR!' all the sexies turned to look at me. I pretended as if they weren't as amazing as I thought they were *hold up, let me clear the drool from around my mouth...okay done...carry on* and I ended up asking the teacher where to go.
Okay I was still alone at this point.. *waiting for a familiar face*
Wahay, I see someone.. oh but guess who it is? THIN TOMATO!! Really girl? Really? Do you have to come before Smart Car?!  So there was moments of awkward convo but within minutes Smart Car came with her rucksack slung over her shoulder and lanyard over her neck which was held securely by her right hand (I pay attention to detail.. don't get freaked out)
So we find our way. Waiting in a queue that's longer than the line at Primark! we get our lanyards and timetables and that and we're done... Speaking of timetables.. They are so shit that I just want to rip it up and never look at it again. But I've been told by a few people not to so.. Guess I wont -.-
Once that was done we headed to the most boring assembly about how we have to keep the standards of Moss Land College high otherwise 'we are doing no favours to ourselves or to the name of this college' BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAH.... We get sent once again to that Spruce 4 classroom..Which when I think about it now I don't know exactly where it is.. hmm that's slightly concerning ...
We then get given our new classes (thank the fucking lord above that I didn't have to change class)
but guess who did... go on guess.......
THIN TOMATO! She moved!! I was so relieved omggggggggggggggggggg!
Okay we then got kicked out of the classroom by some next asshole teacher who has a thick Indian accent. Me and my friend (Lets call him 'Friend Zone') couldn't help but laugh and completely take the piss out of him.
Yeah so we got told to go home with some next 'homework' ugh I have to do that. its a fucking presentation! I can't present LOL do I look like a dick head!?

After we got kicked out I went to my friends house and we chilled and laughed soooo hard! Turns out I'm proper stupid because I thought psychologists can see your future. Even though I've been to a Psychologist and he did nothing of the sort... :/

So all in all I had a pretty good day which was full of laughs and rugby tackles... oh and also punching Friend Zone several times :)

I think that's all I have to say
Thanks for putting up with story time.. I enjoyed writing this so there's probs loads more to come!

Froot Loop Queen
xoxo


 

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